So Norman and I made some dinner plans tonight. His wife is off in Canada, and Wifey was supposed to be hosting Mah Jong, but instead is recovering from the cold I likely gave her. She can never say I don't give her anything!
We were deciding where to meet, and then Norman realized the Marlins are in town, hosting the Cards tonight at 6:40. And, I added to our chat -- they sell FOOD at Loan Depot Park! So he'll be here at 5:30 and we'll head off to Hallowed Ground.
I love visiting the site, where the Orange Bowl sat for many years. The memories always flood back like friendly ghosts, for me, dating to Fall of 1979 when I attended my first Canes games. For Norman, born and raised in the County of Dade, as the song goes, his memories go ALL The way back -- the first days of the Dolphins when he was a boy!
They have parking garages now, but I always avoid them. One time it took me 45 minutes to egress -- I prefer parking on peoples' front lawns for a fee, and hearing the classic "No blockee" guarantees.
Years ago, for an Opening Day, I paid a fellow, and when I returned to my car, it was indeed blocked in -- and the house was all shut up. It was 7th inning, and back then they had the in stadium club, so I feared I might be trapped for hours. I opened my car, and got out a legal pad, and wrote, just to let off anger: "I am a Gringo Palao Priest (Palao is the evil form of Santeria) and since you lied to me and blocked me in, I have put a CURSE upon your house." I slipped the note under the door.
Immediately, the door opened -- the Cuban fellow was there the whole time -- the car blocking me was HIS -- I needed only have kept knocking on his door. He moved his car, and said, in heavily accented English "PLEASE -- REMOVE THE CURSE!" I stood in his front yard and waved my arms -- and said something in Yiddish, telling him "Sorry about the misunderstanding -- curse removed!"
Hopefully tonight we don't have parking drama.
But I SO love baseball -- my first sports love of all. And the Marlins stadium is terrific -- truly the coolest in the MLB. D1 was the team dietitian, and that still makes me proud, though she's long gone from that gig.
I am sure Norman and I will solve all manner of world and personal problems as the game plays out -- Marlins are a scrappy young team this year -- in second place despite having a bargain basement payroll.
And each time the First Baseman makes a play, it'll take me back to my days in Little League, and later, to the MacArthur High teams, where I was a serviceable player -- until I quit in 11th grade for the far more important sport of girls. Being a baseball player in Levittown in the late 70s was no chick magnet -- may have had the opposite effect on the more hippie-type chicks.
But tonight it'll be root root root for the Marlins -- among great company, and the friendly spirits...